Lewis had many loves, one of which was tormenting our inferiors at the North Avenue Trade School.
Georgia Tech Goliath Shown the Truth
So maybe I made a couple of comments like, “We beat them in football, we beat them in basketball. All they’ve got left to talk about are academics.”
Tech had beaten us three straight years and, quite frankly, those of us on the Georgia side grow a bit weary of reading about the supposed greatness of the Atlantic Coast Conference, of which Tech is a member.
If you read the paper and listen to the Tech fans, you’d think the Jackets go to the Final Four every year.
The truth is, they’ve never achieved such loft, but Georgia has.
Back to the near fight.
I was in the restroom in The Omni. I was actually in the process of doing one of those things you do in a restroom when the guy behind me, who was wearing a yellow sweater, began to make disparaging remarks about me.
He said, “You rotten, no-good, gravy-sucking, four-eyed son-of-a-blah, blah, blah.”
After completing what I had come into the restroom to do, I turned around and said, “Listen you yellow-bellied, sap-sucking, slide rule-carrying, pimple-faced, blah, blah, blah, you have no business talking to me that way.”
The guy was big, too. He must have been 6 feet 4 inches, 220. A crowd had gathered by this time. I had no choice but to stand in. To have backed down, even to a guy who was 6 feet 6 inches, 260, would have been a sign of weakness.
I took my glasses off and slung them to the floor and said, “I’m 42 years old, been married three times, had two heart surgeries, haven’t exercised in 10 years, eat too many foods that contain cholesterol, still insist on white bread, have sticks for arms and legs, lose every time I play gin rummy, can’t putt and read a lot, but if you want to go at it, here I stand.”
The guy, who had to stand 6 feet 8 inches and 280 pounds, and probably was a member of a motorcycle gang and had a knife on his person, began to back down.
“I’m really sorry about making those quite disparaging remarks about you,” he said.
“That’s not good enough,” I countered. “I want you to repeat after me: ‘Georgia has kicked our butts in both football and basketball, and it is obvious that Georgia people are better human beings than Tech people.’”
He said, “Georgia has kicked our butts in both football and basketball, and it is obvious that Georgia people are better human beings than Tech people.”
“Now,” I said, “I want you to go from this place in shame. I want you to hurt from the knowledge that the great Atlantic Coast Conference is nothing but a gathering of bed-wetting communists and the University of Georgia is a pinnacle of learning and athletic greatness.”
The guy turned and walked out of the restroom, beaten to a verbal pulp.
“How big was he?” asked my lovely female companion as I reluctantly reconstructed the story.
“Had to be 6 feet 10 inches and weight 290,” I said.
She kissed me gently on the cheek and said, “Let’s go home, Rocky.”
It was one helluva night.