Lewis Grizzard Wednesday, featuring Bubba & Earl

It wouldn’t be right if, given Bubba Watson winning a Green Jacket, if we didn’t pull out one of the legendary exploits of two of Lewis’ biggest friends – Bubba & Earl…

“Got to tell the dog story.  There’s somebody left who hasn’t heard the dog story.

We are playing Auburn.  Sanford Stadium.  National Television.  Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl. 

85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium.  National television audience.  This game is on the Armed Service Network.  People in Switzerland are seeing this ballgame. Going everywhere. 

The band cranks up “Glory, Glory to Ole Georgia” and our team comes running out.  85,000 stand as one.

We are led by our gallant mascot, UGA-U-G-A.  What a dog!  What a gorgeous dog.  What a symbol of ferocity.  But UGA ain’t real smart.  UGA did not realize he was at a football game.  Nor did he realize he was on national television, and was going into living rooms the width and breadth of this great nation. 

And there, in front of all them people, he began to lick himself where dogs occasionally want to lick themselves, ok?

We don’t have to get any more graphic than that.

Bubba an’ Earl sittin’ on the fifty.

Bubba sees the dog, punches earl and said, ‘Earl, look at that dog.  Dadgum, I wish I could do that.’

Earl said, ‘ Bubba, that dog’ll bite you!’” 

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2 Responses to “Lewis Grizzard Wednesday, featuring Bubba & Earl”


  1. 1 SOWEGA Dawg April 11, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Not to be nit picky, but I believe Lewis quoted Earl as saying “Bubba, that dog’d (contraction of the words dog and would) bite you.” Love the blog, keep it up guys! Also, I heard an audio clip of a Grizzard joke I’d never heard, I thought I had heard them all, the other day. Lewis said ” Do y’all know why Junior Leaguers don’t like group sex? All the damn thank you notes they have to write afterwards.”


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