Are You Surprised?

News starting coming out yesterday afternoon that Bobby Petrino’s motorcycle accident on Sunday had some more, juicy layers.  It was reported that Jessica Dorrell, a recently hired employee for the football team and former student athlete, was riding along with Petrino.  Petrino has later admitted that he was having an inappropriate relationship with Ms. Dorrell. 

I think that everyone outside of Fayetteville, Arakansas is not surprised.  I know I am sure not. 

This is a guy who interviewed with Bobby Lowder and the Auburn AD behind his former head coach’s back; every year while at Louisiville, he interviewed for another job or threatened to leave to get a better contract; left the Falcons in the middle of the night and only left a two sentence note, then appeared all smiles and happy at his Arkansas press conference. 

He is a sleeze ball, snake in the grass, and everyone knows it.  And the most damning thing here is not his affiar with the 25 year old former University of Arkansas volley ball player (who is HOT).  It is, presumably, Petrino was banging this banging girl, then gave her a job.  The real question now is how long has this relationship last?  I am certain that Bobby Petrino has coached his last game at Arkansas, but if it comes out that he was volleying back and forth with Dorrell while she was a student, well then it has just become a whole other big bowl of wrong.

Here is what I don’t understand:  In the state of Arkansas, you have just had tremendous success.  People will know you.  You are a former NFL Coach.  The face ID has got to be pretty big.  The Razorbacks went to the Sugar Bowl in 2011 and finished #5 in the AP poll in 2012.  If you are going to have an affair with someone, why would a celebrity be riding around on in broad daylight with a tall, hot blonde?  Don’t you think Bobby Petrino riding a big Harley Davidson with a 25 year old blonde would stick out?  Like with Damon Evans:  if Damon wanted to have an affair with someone who may or may not have been a cross dresser, why not just call a private driver or stay at the hotel?  Why get in the car and drive your luxuary car while you:  a) are hammered and b)  have a “lady’s” pair of under drawers in your lap. 

Look, if you are going to do something stupid, at least be smart about it.

I hate this for the Petrino family; his wife and 4 kids don’t deserve this public ridicule.  But Bobby Petrino does.  Karma is a bitch.



3 Responses to “Are You Surprised?”

  1. 1 paul April 6, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Let’s not forget that this banging girl is apparently engaged to someone else in the athletic department. And Petrino admits he lied so a PREVIOUS “inappropriate” relationship wouldn’t become public. You can’t make this stuff up.

  2. 2 Corbindawg April 6, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Yeah, I later saw that the dude she was engaged to works as a Swimming and Diving guy.

    The Road Goes On Forever and Party Never Ends…

  3. 3 paul April 6, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Despite all that, I will be amazed if they actually fire Petrino. They knew what they were getting when they hired him. He abandoned the Falcons before the end of the season to take the job in Little Rock. His back door dealings with Auburn were public knowledge. His shenanigans at Louisville were widely reported. And the Hogs couldn’t have been happier to get him. At this point there is no doubt in my mind they’re trying to figure out how to keep Petrino on board. I believe gets fired if and only if Arkansas gets backed into a corner and they simply have no other choice.

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