Why Pro Sports Suck


I, to the behest of my wife, like short shorts.  The Polo Andrew Shorts are my favorite.  She tries to get me wear shorts to my knee, but I won’t do it.

Makes you look taller

I have stopped following the NBA closely since the shorts have gotten obscenely longer and MJ stopped making game winning shots with his tongue dragging the floor. 

The Man

However, unless you have been living under a rock, you have heard about Gilbert Arenas and his gun problems. 

The big talk on the good ol’ fashioned AM sports radio has been going back and forth on how long he will serve a suspension from the NBA. 

I want to pose this question:  look around your place of employment.  If you a) committed a felony and/or b) brought a handgun illegally and brandished it to a co-worker in a threatening manner, do you really think it would be an issue whether or not you were suspended.  The answer is no, because you would be fired!



4 Responses to “Why Pro Sports Suck”

  1. 1 Rum-Dawg Millionaire January 27, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    There are other forms of criminal activity that go unpunished. Like embezzling money from the taxpayers. Plenty of those guys have kept their jobs.

  2. 2 Robert January 27, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    I also prefer the Polo Andrew shorts. Best ever.

  3. 3 Rudolfo February 10, 2010 at 11:41 am

    that guy should be fired! no! he should be shot out of a cannon into the sun!

  1. 1 PETA at it Again « The Grit Tree Trackback on January 28, 2010 at 9:55 am

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