1. Alabama
One thing – don’t tell Nick Saban we tanked the Tide this high
2. LSU
Yea, so how’s Honey Badger’s rehab going, anyway?
3. Georgia
Seriously, are you telling me there’s no money in the savings to get Mean Gene Okerlund to get the crowd fired up before the Grantham vs. Franklin cage match?
4. South Carolina
South Carolina’s players have discovered Instagram. Social Media 1, Head Ball Coach 0
5. Florida
Bragging about a win over Tennessee is as logical as the steamroller bragging about beating the tulip.
6. Mississippi State
The win over Auburn isn’t appearing as groundbreaking now.
7. Tennessee
It’s a shame the Vols didn’t beat Florida. The Barbara Dooley call-ins would have made for great radio.
8. Vanderbilt
You lost to Northwestern. That sums it up.
9. Texas A&M
After last year’s second-half collapses and the Florida loss, it’s wise not to ask the Aggies for change for a dollar – they’ll only give you three quarters.
10. Mizzou
Congrats Mizzou, your coach is mixing it up with Paul Finebaum already. Well played.
11. Auburn
That 5-19 guy is feeling pretty vindicated
12. Ole Miss
The tailgating is still good
13. Kentucky
What? They still play football up there?
14. Arkansas
Frankly, John L, it’s hard to ‘smile’ when this is going on
Go Dawgs!
Lugnut Dawg
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