Jeff Francouer Has A Weak Arm

I was out of pocket yesterday so I couldn’t relay this story. 

Some college buddies and I met up at the Ted on Monday evening and watched the Braves take Game 1 against the hated Mets.  We saw some great action.  Jurrjens fanned 8.  Wagner came in and shut it down.  Some solid two out hitting was on display, and Jason Heyward and Brain McCann each hit homers.  A great time.

Being 2-for-1, we were able to get some really good seats in the lower level along the third base line.  Towards the end of the game, we moved down to right on the field. 

It was refreshing to hear Jeff Francouer get booed.  I have made my dislike for him very obvious.   During the 4th inning or so, someone threw a Coke bottle on the field to hit Francouer.  Now there is no need for that.  But, once Jeff got time to be called, he tried to be a bad dude and throw the bottle back in the stands.  He missed and it fell short of the wall.  HOW EMBARRASSING. 

We told that whiney brat Francouer what we thought of him.  I don’t know if he could hear us, but I would like to think that he could have heard me yell “he should have stuck to football to help lead Clemson to another 7-5 season” (Buypropertyucheedawg  told me that, if I heckle, I need to be more concise). 

FYI Braves fans…strike up a conversation with the security guards.  We had some guys near us who looked like Secret Service Agents with their shades on.  They were big, mean looking dudes.  I wouldn’t mess with them.  However, they thought our insults hurled at Frenchy were funny and got to talking to us, so I asked this hypothetical question: If I were to run out on the field to tackle Francouer , how long of a head start would he give me? I asked for five seconds.  He advised me not to do that.  I obliged.  He went on to say that they get paid more if they have to tackle someone, so these guys have an incentive to whoop somebody. 

Speaking of Frenchy, it seems like that prima donna is getting traded to the Rangers.  He underwhelmed with the Braves; he was no good for the Mets.  Maybe he can get along in Texas and their coke head manager.  Seriously-how bad was their outfield to begin with? 

Corbindawg

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13 Responses to “Jeff Francouer Has A Weak Arm”


  1. 1 EqualOpportunityDawg September 1, 2010 at 9:15 am

    You’re an idiot. I wish Frenchy had come up and kicked your butt.

  2. 2 Corbindawg September 1, 2010 at 9:17 am

    I wish he would have too. It would show that he is whiney girl who can’t handle criticism.

    Another reason to hate Gwinnett County= Jeff Francouer.

  3. 3 Skingledawg September 1, 2010 at 9:53 am

    How fitting it was for Frenchy to make the last out of the game Monday night, especially that he went down swinging…

  4. 4 Corbindawg September 1, 2010 at 10:09 am

    If Francouer had continued to play football, he would have found a way to strike out.

  5. 5 Bad Dog September 1, 2010 at 11:28 am

    You’re an idiot. You should stay home and finish your GED. Just becasue you can borrow enough $$ to get a cheap seat a major league stadium doesn’t give you the right to heckle anybody.

  6. 8 Skingledawg September 1, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Hey bad dog- you might want to proof read your post next time!

  7. 9 TuxedoDawg September 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Bad Dog, you’re the idiot. It’s a free country, and that comes with free speech. Oh, and I also heckled the Frenchy last night with a friend. We got his attention, he looked over, I gave him the DX suck it sign (http://www.themusicmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/degeneration-x.jpg) and my buddy shot him the good ole’ bird.

    Little did he we know that the Mets were sick of him, too. And on top of that, I caught David Ross’s ball he fouled off before he hit the grand slam. So, suck it.

    • 10 Skingledawg September 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm

      “Settledownnow, settledownnow, hey”!!! (yelled at Braves game and homeless man at the Varsity downtown)

    • 11 Bad Dog September 2, 2010 at 12:05 pm

      You’re right – you have the right to say whatever you choose. You also have the right to prove to be a low class numb skull. That doesn’t make it a good thing to do. Guess you learned how to act in public at a wrasslin’ match!

      Oh, and congratulations on the foul ball. You should be really proud. Maybe you can put that on your wall in the trailer next to the dear head.

  8. 12 TuxedoDawg September 2, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    I’m sorry I didn’t sit with my napkin in my lap at a sporting event. Oh, and no, I’ll leave the foul ball on the night stand after I visit your mom.

  9. 13 Skingledawg September 2, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Settledownnow, Settledownnow, Hey!!!


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